I was pondering the other day why Christmas is the only holiday I can think of that gets a ‘Merry’ as opposed to a ‘Happy’. ‘Merry’ everything else just sounds stupid but it’s still interesting to me that it worked out that way. I mean, even New Year’s which is like a brother to Christmas only gets a ‘Happy’. I suspect it has something to do with the Victorians but I’m just guessing.

At any rate, have a Happy Easter. Enjoy the appearance of the the big albino bunny with the brightly colored plastic eggs filled with chocolate that somehow represents the resurrection of the Son of God.

I don”t remember how I came across this article but I thought it was probably bullshit and I read through it. Imagine my surprise when it turned out to describe me pretty well. Whatever, it talks about how the kind of chocolate, centers, and shape you like and what you do with the wrappers afterward tells alot about how you are in bed. Or what your style is, I guess.