I understand that Tom Cruise used to be quite the heart-throb. Then he’d turned into some android Scientology freak. I also understand that doesn’t have anything to do with it because I’d  hammer Megan Fox like a 10 penny nail but I cringe every time I hear her give an interview. That said I don’t think this is the look I’d go with.

I’ve never been a huge Carmen Electra fan but back in the day she was pretty hot regardless of how you measure it.

Like this:

Now she looks like this:

Your call.

It’s been two months since the last Would You Hit It? post and Heather was disappointed so here you go:

They have, thankfully,  been out of the news lately. I’ll leave the jokes to you.

There’s a post over on Wired about one of the finalists on the latest America’s Next Top Model and how she used to have picturescirculating on 4chan‘s /b/ board in 2005 where she was known as Creepy-chan then she went a little less goth and started being referred to as Cute-chan. Then the pictures stopped and she showed up on ANTM. She needs some piercings and tattoos but otherwise seems like she might be interesting.

There’s a really good chance that Jennifer Aniston is a completely crazy, self absorbed, needy bundle of self-esteem issues. But every time I see her I can’t help but think I could take of all that for her. She’s definitely not Megan Fox but it wouldn’t suck to spend a weekend in Monaco with her.

I used to be powerfully attracted to Juliette Lewis. Probably because she always plays psychos and there appears to be something in my genetic makeup that attracts them to me. Anyway. Now she’s older. And a raging Scientologist. She still looks like she might be pretty cool though. And she’s a rocker. Here she is this week. You decide.

I don’t know about the suspenders.

I missed Thursday’s WYHI. Sorry. To make up for it I’m doing one for the female readers (Seriously? As if there are any female readers) So here it is… Mickey Rourke.

I remember back in the day women literally swooned over Mickey Rourke. And he made several really hot movies with some of the smoking-est women of the 80′s. I have no particular problem with plastic surgery (I’ll post on my thinking about that some day) but why do these Hollywood celebs keep going to people that graduated for the Pablo Picasso School of Medicine? I mean let’s assume that I could afford, and was inclined, to go to a Hollywood plastic surgeon. I’d like to think my first bit of research would be to figure out who did Michael Jackson and Tara Reid and avoid them like the fucking plague. But maybe that’s just me. Whatever.

Here’s Mickey not banging the hotness that is Evan Rachel Wood (Who used to date Marilyn Manson and is  from Raleigh and I like to think is a close friend because I saw her at the Christmas Parade this year).

Once upon a time, I would have run down a herd of school children for the opportunity to have Tara Reid ignore me. She was like the queen of party whores. Then she went to a plastic surgeon (why? why? oh, the humanity!) whose name, I think, is Dr. Demento. Now she could be the poster child for why not to get plastic surgery.

Ok, Amy Winehouse is supposed to be some huge star but I’ve never heard a single one of her songs. The only thing I know about her is she’s a crackwhore and her (soon to be ex) husband is some sort of musician and he’s in prison.  Here’s yours for today:

Today we introduce a new segment I like to call Would You Hit it?

Melanie Griffith used to be hot. She was a dumb as a fucking brick but she was hot. Now she looks like this:

Would you hit it?