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31st December 2008

Ok here’s my bitch for today. It should be legal and unactionable to bumpdraft people in the left lane of an Interstate highway. For fuck’s sake people that lane is for PASSING ONLY. We all understand that you’re more important than everybody else but would it really mess up your day to get the fuck out of the way?

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  1. About 50-60% of the LL bandits are there so they can talk on their cells, drink coffee, and do other things. They figure if they are in the passing lane going slow they will produce a significant gap in front of them so they don’t have to pay attention

    Too bad we don’t have European (German) laws (I assume the laws in the 80s and early 90s are still in force) where you have to clear the left lane as soon as you pass or if you’re passing and someone faster approaches you and the cops to enforce them just like the polizei.

    Comment by Hank — January 4, 2009 @ 4:46 pm

  2. I completely agree with you except that we do have those laws. That’s what those signs that say Keep Left Except to Pass mean. Too bad we don’t have cops doing their jobs.

    Comment by Jim — January 4, 2009 @ 4:52 pm

  3. Or “Slower Traffic Keep Right”? My significant other always gets mad when I finally get around a LL Bandit and scream that at them!

    Of course my idea- arm the cars and give everyone a video camera, you give a LL Bandit two opportunities to move out of your way on try #3 weapons are free.

    Comment by Hank — January 4, 2009 @ 6:46 pm

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