Hope you all get the candy you want…. My divorce is final today so I hope I do too.

I don”t remember how I came across this article but I thought it was probably bullshit and I read through it. Imagine my surprise when it turned out to describe me pretty well. Whatever, it talks about how the kind of chocolate, centers, and shape you like and what you do with the wrappers afterward tells alot about how you are in bed. Or what your style is, I guess.

OK, so it figures that First Post would be about a pig. I saw the goofiest thing in Charlotte this morning. Rush hour… a dude hits a 6 point buck (that’s a pretty good sized one for you city folks) and does a fair amount of damage to his car. He’s parked in the median. the ex-deer is laying in the far right lane of an 8 lane highway. There’s like a 4 mile backup. The funny thing was that there was a cop there. Not moving the deer from the road (Here’s a clue officer- grab the fucking thing by the horns and drag it out of the travel lane) but sitting in the lane in front of the deer with with his lights going… Apparently SWAT has to remove dead shit from the road in Charlotte